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We understand that the single most frustrating thing about ordering any product online is the lack of immediate gratification. It isn’t like walking into a store, choosing the item you want, bringing it up to the register, and walking out with your new purchase under your arm. While online ordering allows a whole new world of exotic products to become available to a wider audience of customers, we understand that waiting for your purchase can be incredibly difficult, especially if you are looking forward to expanding your sexual horizons alone or with your partner(s).

When you order from us, we will process your order efficiently, and we will do everything possible to ensure your order arrives at your doorstep or other shipping location in good order and in good condition. We use a variety of shipping methods to ensure the best possible shipping times and the most integrity during the shipping process itself. We also conduct ourselves discreetly and with an eye toward customer privacy, so you need not worry that your new package will show up on your door with words or pictures screaming, “Pussy Pump!” for all the neighborhood, and the package carrier, to see.

When you place your order, please be sure to note any special shipping concerns by contacting us to express these. We will do our best to fulfill your order and meet your requirements. We will use whichever carrier provides the best fit for you. Enjoy your items, and thank you for your order.